Dear Sign Twirlers Across the Nation,
Thank you. Thank you for your dedication to excellence. Thank you for your willingness to showcase your talents despite the constant judgment you face by drivers idling in their cars. Thank you for unassumingly embracing your placement on the mantle of cultural ubiquity, rightfully among the ranks of the Skip-it, [...]
Archive for the ‘snobbery’ Category
an open letter to sign twirlers (all four types of you)
Posted in haphazard logic, random, snobbery on July 3, 2007 | 6 Comments »
upon second listen: “Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)”
Posted in haphazard logic, music, random, snobbery, upon second listen on June 16, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I, for one, have never been offered to be bought a drink, no less a “drank.” Maybe it’s because I’m a guy, maybe it’s because I’m not what the industry calls “camera friendly,” or maybe it’s because no woman has ever thought to herself “now this is a guy I want to inebriate and take [...]
